So, today I was told that I don't look "married." How on earth does one look married? Should I walk around with a big sandwich board that says, "I love my husband." Would that make me look more married? Do I need a bigger wedding ring? That's it. I need to tell my husband to buy me a 5 ct. diamond ring. That would do it! Honey, get on that, mmmkay?

I mean, seriously, does someone go from not looking married one minute to all of a sudden looking married right after the words, "I do" come out of their mouth? What does married look like? I was told I looke to "cute" to be married. Is married tired? Ugly? Unhappy? Do your boobs sag the moment you get married? Do you have a married "glow" like some say you do when you're pregnant? Granted, the only glow I get when I'm pregnant is from sweat when I'm trying to move my fat ass around in the middle of the summer! Pregnancy and I don't get along very well. (Although, with five kids, you'd never know it. I hate being pregnant!)

I guess I should take it as a compliment. I definitely don't feel cute. I feel so far from cute that for someone to say that, it really makes me question their sight. Poor guy needs some seriously thick glasses or something.