I promise this has nothing to do with my grey hair!

I park my car across the street from my house. It faces towards the pool. I was taking my kids out today and as we were getting into the car, I notice these two kids in the pool. They were holding eachother. At first I honestly thought it was a girl out swimming with her little brother who didn't know how to swim. I was thinking, "Awwww, how sweet that she'd take him out swimming." Then, they kinda turn a bit and I see them kiss. That's when I realize they're actually a couple. They were probably about 15, although I swear the boy looked about seven from where I was standing. Okay, no big deal. Then, they totally started making out. Now, I did my fair share of PDA (public display of affection) as a teenager. I thought it was no big deal. I thought nothing of seeing my friends making out. But EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, I was totally disgusted by these two just shoving their tongues down eachother's throats. I wanted to go and spray them down with a hose or something (although, seeing as though they were already in the pool I don't know that it would have had the same effect as it should have). I tried to avert my children's eyes...get them focused on buckling up, reading a book...whatever I could do to keep them from seeing these two teens playing tonsil hockey. I started up the car as quickly as I could and took off, all the while thinking about what an old fogey I have become. :(